theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized
i was at Claire’s
it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

"anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” -Tyler Oakley

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

"anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

¯\_(ツ)_/¯” -Tyler Oakley

Reblogged from hartbigoverload